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madehimsaycomfychairs:

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curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

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trinathewolf:

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wellheyproductions:

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themrcreepypasta:

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creepybabypasta:

trinathewolf:

No you listen

Look

Gonna go to pasquale’s.

See this aluminum bat?

Because it sees you.

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you see THIS aluminum bat?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling attacked right now

I hate you so much.

Listen.. Murphy…
I don’t appreciate you putting porn up on your blog. I mean… I mean… I MEAN some little kid could just turn on their blog and all they see is DOOT-DOOT-DOOT!

oh my f ucking god DAMNIT

I READ THAT IN HIS KERMIT VOICE oH CHRIST

This post has gotten out of hand

I fear that I am unable to control it

May God have mercy on us

To Pasquali’s for shelter!

That is the LAST place you wanna go for shelter

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